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			<title>Welcome</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to slappTelstra.com. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No news to report as yet, but feel free to leave comments.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
			
			
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			<title>Net Legend: Telstra's Rod Bruem</title>
			<link>http://www.slapptelstra.com/net-legend-telstra-s-rod-bruem/</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;left&quot; src=&quot;http://www.slapptelstra.com/assets/news/_resampled/ResizedImage136177-PhotoRodBruem.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Rod Bruem&quot; title=&quot;null&quot; hspace=&quot;null&quot; vspace=&quot;null&quot; width=&quot;136&quot; height=&quot;177&quot; align=&quot;null&quot; /&gt;Rod spent several years in Canberra, firstly as media adviser and chief of staff to Federal Independent MP Peter Andren, followed by a term as press secretary to former Government Senate Leader Robert Hill. Rod joined Telstra in 2000 beginning as a media and policy advisor to the company's legal and regulatory management team.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fast forward a few years of doing&amp;nbsp;PR (well trying anyway) for Telstra and lying through his teeth day-in, day-out took its toll on poor little Rod. In his mind, the whole world had formed a grand conspiracy to give Telstra a bad name.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earning the crown of the world's worst PR stooge, Bruem decided to label a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tocpcs.com/telstras-nwat-editor-rod-bruem-immature/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;Rod Bruem immature&quot; class=&quot;null&quot;&gt;journalist a liar&amp;nbsp;who rigged polls&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;in a series of scathing emails.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While covering online poll number one zillion is far from newsworthy, Bruem's breaking every rule of PR with his ludicrous attempt to bully his way out of a barely embarassing spot was.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And that is why &lt;em&gt;Rod Bruem&lt;/em&gt; is a favoured tag used by anonymous posters on blogs everywhere today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rod Bruem Net Legend&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
			
			
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			<title>Telstra Group General Counsel Will Irving</title>
			<link>http://www.slapptelstra.com/telstra-group-general-counsel-will-irving/</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
			
			
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